Pablo Picasso, Two nudes and a cat, 1903
It’s very easy to look like you don’t care. Put a cigarette in your mouth the right way around, it doesn’t have to be lit, but it has to be the right way around. Buy three pieces of clothing that are all too big for you. When anyone looks at you pretend they’re the sun and squint a lot, but if it’s someone you love pretend they’re the moon and smile a bit but don’t cry too much even though you want to.